8 Situations You'll Recognise If The Slender Man Is Isn't A Fear

Archibald Engel
The Eldritch Post Staff

1. Every day is a surprise and you'll never know if the slender man is a Fear or not.

2. But more often than not, he absolutely does not cooperate.

3. Sometimes it feels like your whole life is spent defending the slender man's status as a Fear.

4. You're constantly frustrated because there's no single blog that makes the slender man a Fear.

5. And you can never pull of making him one.

6. And when you try, it ends up being flamed by everyone who disagrees.

7. Slendyfear is basically your middle name. You don't know what life is like without him being a Fear.

8. To sum it all up… you’re never going to fit in, and your entire life is going to be this existential crisis.