The Eldritch Post Staff
Yes, we all love the slender man.
And YAAASSSSS, we LOVE the slender man shirtless.
...But there's "something" about his abs that even the most thirsty of proxies may not have realised...
THERE'S THIRTEEN OF THEM.
Don't see it? Look where these eldritch arrows are pointing... slendy's abs are even-numbered until the bottom, where there's an extra one.
I KNOW RIGHT?!?!!!?? THE DRAMA.
Still don't see it? Here's a picture of ol' slend from Where My Eyes Remain; I've numbered them for your convenience. You can CLEARLY see that there's an extra one at the lower end of his torso. AKA THEY'RE ASYMMETRICAL.
STILL DON'T SEE IT????
Here's a godly picture of a shirtless The Beast from The Rapture Cycle, and you can see that his abs are evenly distributed, with an even number on each side of his torso.
The same cannot, simply cannot be said about the slender man.
BUT WHATEVER, his thirteen abs make him that much cuter and quirkier and sweet. <3
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