More Than 600 Proxies Had An Eldritch Party And It's The Spookiest Thing You'll See All Day

Samuel Waterson
The Eldritch Post Staff

The event took place in Empty City, IA; the proceeds went to the cost of bail for the slender man, who was apprehended in the Black Forest, Germany, by thirteen Camper in what was called the betrayal of the century.

Whole squads rolled up together.

Family members reunited.

And masks were worn.

The costume party was full of stars, including a Masky.

A totheark.

A Djay32.

And the winner, an Anathema with an emo fringe.

There was also a Which Canon is Best contest.

And a talent show.

Some Puppets even dressed up for the occasion.

There were proxies creating glitch-y videos.

And a proxy who tried to leave the city.

And a brave proxy on security detail.

Basically there were a lot of proxies.

It was the best day ever.

Until next time, proxies.