This Slender Man Design Shop Is More Than My Heart Can HAndle

Archibald Engel
The Eldritch Post Staff

If you’ve ever seen a Slender Man vlog and not gasped in joy and reverently, shudderingly whispered: “Those details though!”, then I am not entirely sure you are human.

So humans, be prepared to reverently, shudderingly, LOSE. IT. over Empty City, WY’s newest and most magical pop up shop from the designers behind the vlogs.

The shop, from design duo Travis Lowe and Dani Rend, is nestled into Soho’s Greek Street and is basically a little slice of the Slendering World.

And it’s just as spooky and eldritch as you’d imagine.

On display are some of the coolest designs featured in the vlog.

And plenty of things you may have never noticed.

SO. MANY. MINUTE. DETAILS.

And of course they looked after some of the most iconic, recognisable props, too.

G.A.S.P.

… *swoon*.

And can we just talk about how the house that hosts the pop up itself is the absolute perfect spot?

The designers added their own special touches to the four storey house, too.

And don’t even get me started on the staircase.

Or the print room.

Or, well… any of the rest of it, tbh.

I MEAN.

And if you can’t get enough design, LoweRend’s proxy work is also on display.

And the best part?

IT’S ALL ON SALE.

So if I haven’t convinced you to become a permanent squatter there yet, let me leave you with this mic drop…