Reminder: The Slender Man Had Hair

Archibald Engel
The Eldritch Post Staff

Long before he was bald, believe it or not, the slender man had hair.

Yes, folks, the slender man hasn't always been bald.

This man hasn’t been a hairless baby for his entire life. In fact, he had hair before he didn’t have hair. I know it sounds crazy, but trust us.

Without further ado, hold on like The Blind Man in this GIF that is always on the Eldritch Post...

...here is the slender man with hair (and tiny baby sunglasses):

Here's another picture of the slender man with the hair that existed once.

Here’s a picture of the slender man looking upset because we called out his wee bit of hair.

Simmer down, now. Simmer down!!!!

Here’s a pic of the slender man with a bunch of side-head hair.

Here’s a picture of the slender man with hair and a less-thick head because he’s like a little baby hairier slendy in this pic.

Here’s a picture of the slender man with a sweaty forehead (AND HAIR!!!).

Here’s a picture of the slender man with the longest hair that I could find.

And another.

Weird, right? You could probably run your hands through this hair, even though they’ll probably be kinda greasy after.

Lastly, here’s a picture of the slender man in a metallic bodysuit covered in baby oil or butter maybe?

In conclusion, the slender man looks better bald.

End of story. Amen.